I walked into my classroom after class one day and caught my professor sitting down on his chair with tissues and a bottle of lotion on his desk. I couldn’t see what he was doing, but I’m pretty sure he was masturbating to our yearbook pictures. Gay
[By: Blue Rose]
I got drunk at a work related function and apparently got on top of the table and started stripping. Why no one stopped me, I don’t know. Gay
[By: SLX]
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 3)
Loading ...I got summoned for jury duty and so did my neighbor. He didn’t show up on the mandated day, now he’s in jail. gay
[By: possum]
I traveled to dallas a few weeks ago. On the flight there I had to listen to a baby cry for 4 hours. Then the baby puked all over the dad. Gay
[By: no2babies]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...Every morning I wake up with my junk hard as a rock. My mom caught me twice and has asked me to get some “help” because she thinks it’s not normal. Gay
[By: richard]
I took the girl I was dating to meet my family one night. Apparently she was very fond of my brother because now she’s dating him and my parents love her. Gay
[By: isshin]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...My boyfriend of 4 years all of a sudden figured out that he’s not into women, and that he likes men in drag. Gay
[By: crushed]
I have to put a suppository in my ass every day because of a medical condition. Every time I do I imagine what it would be like for another guy to do me. Gay
[By: am i?]
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 3) Loading ...Today I saw my grandmother for the first time in years. I went to take a nap and found out my parents had left her with me. In addition, she took my keys and car and left me stranded there all day. Gay
[By: juvia]
I’m a recovering drug addict. I got pulled over by the police and was taken in because they thought I was doing drugs. Gay
[By: weeeed]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...Aside from making you look like you’re training for the hand job marathon, which I am participating in as a receiver, this shake weight for men is supposed to get you ripped! Now, it might just be me, but in the video it looked like the guy was just whacking it with all his heart. Now if they made a hybrid of this and the flesh light, I would be the first to pre-order. In fact, I’ve already filed for a patent so don’t bother.
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...I have a friend who told recently got dumped by his girlfriend of 8 years. He told me they had been doing great and she showed no signs of feeling otherwise. On their 8 year anniversary, he had saved enough money for a really expensive ring and had planned to propose after dinner. She dumped him during dinner for no apparent reason and left him with the bill. Gay!
[by: bestman]
Due to the horrible economy, I temporarily moved in with my grandma. After I came home from work one day, I discovered that she had sewn all of flys in my boxers together. Why? So I wouldn’t go “poke girls unnecessarily”. Gay.
[by: boxer BOY]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 3) Loading ...My cube mate is always making calls to different non-work related places all the time. The one time I had to call my girlfriend for something, he told my boss and my boss had to have a “chat” with me about not using the company’s phone for personal use. Gay
[By: hoe bag]
I put in my 2 weeks at work because I hate the place. The last day I was there, they said I wouldn’t get paid for the past 2 weeks because I never put in a two week notice. Gay
[By: Ja blowme]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 3) Loading ...