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This is a video teaching everyone one of the most important and basic aspects of sex. Have tons of it and with different partners. That being said, this master piece should be shown at public schools during those sex ed classes. I mean heck, if you make kids think that using condoms will get them laid, they’ll use them all the time! Trust me kids, whenever I use condoms chicks just jump on it, when I don’t well they still do.
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Loading ...A while ago, a really cute international student ended up sitting right next to me in one of my classes. She was Asian and didn’t seem like she could understand English real well so I started talking to her. I enunciated every one of my words, made lots of hand gestures, and talked extremely slow. She kept staring at me with a clueless look on her face so I kept going on. Finally, she said in perfect English: “Stop talking to me like I’m retarded. I’m the TA for this class”. Gay.
I have 8 sisters. They’re all spoiled housewives with kids. I’m single and work as a janitor. I have to save up for two months just to buy all 10,000 of my nieces and nephews Christmas presents. Gay.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 3) Loading ...I was helping my friend move when somehow he dropped the tv that I was helping him carry. Now he’s saying I broke the tv and trying to make me pay for it. Gay
[By: Spiderman]
I was hanging out with my friend and we were just hanging around his car. I got a phone call so I picked up my phone and my friend got into his car and started backing it out the driveway. He ran over my foot. Gay
[By: footie]
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 3) Loading ...My friend bet me to drink 5 glasses of milk back to back for 30 bucks. I was short on money so I took the bet thinking nothing would happen. WRONG, I threw up all over the place. Gay
[By: milky]
I bought a new cologne from the store, and without thinking I just took it out of the box and put it on. They gave me the wrong thing, I got girls perfume instead that looked pretty similar to the cologne I wanted. I ended up smelling like a girl all day. Gay
[By: Jimbo]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...My teacher kept bugging me about not wearing safety glasses during experiments. During one of the experiments something went wrong and my capacitor exploded in my face. I didn’t get hurt, but my teacher failed me. Gay
[By: Juan]
For some reason whenever I bring snacks to work I seem to eat them all up really fast. Then I realized my cube mate was stealing them. Gay
[By: 3cubed]
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 3) Loading ...My best friend decided to date this guy that I’ve always hated. I warned her, but she didn’t listen and he toyed with her emotions and dumped her for a younger girl. Gay
[By: Hello Kitty]
One night after work I ended up being the third wheel when my friend decided to invite her newly found boyfriend to our weekly get together. They were making out the whole time and he even asked me to join. I’ve never been so disgusted in my life. Gay
[By: Shirley]
(1 votes, average: 2.00 out of 3) Loading ...I was at a really important meeting and I had to go pee really bad. When the meeting was over and I rushed to the bathroom, I pulled my pants down and couldn’t hold it so half my pee covered my pants. Gay
[By: hours]
I just bought milk the other day and I was eating my last bit of cereal. After a couple of bites I realized the milk was spoiled and started throwing up on my floor. Gay
[By: No2cows]
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I for one am a big supporter of special man. Along with SilverBat riding his magical unicorn, spader man and robert cop, this is the most formidable super hero team since the globetrotters. The coolest one was the one with the afro who could pull out anything out of his hair. Now that’s a useful power because you would be the only one who knows where your secret stash is hidden. Of course, by secret stash I mean porn… ewww why are your hands sticky?? wait… your hair is sticky too… DON’T JUDGE ME!
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