Today my brother brought home his new girlfriend. She looks like a man. Gay
[By: Heidi]
About a week ago this guy came out of nowhere and punched me in the face. He then looked at me and apologized saying that I looked like the guy his girlfriend cheated on him with. I got a broken nose out of it. Gay
[By: Natzu]
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3)
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According to OddityCentral, fetus 3 year old Aelita Andre plays with paints paints glorious paintings that show mad skillz. Her paintings are sold up to $26,000. You see, I was fine with her painting until I read that because I’ve been trying to sell artistic pictures of the water stains on my bathroom mirror for YEARS.
(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 3) Loading ...Today I got in trouble with my boss because I was joking around with some co-workers saying that I would penis my boss. Gay
[By: Freespeech]
I accidentally stepped on my biology teachers pet lizard. She started crying and had to take a leave of absence from school. Now everyone calls me the lizard killer. Gay
[By: Nom nom]
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...I went to the beach and could not get rid of my little sister. She cock blocked me the hole time. Gay
[By: ladyG]
I met my real dad for the first time a few weeks ago. Turns out he wasn’t my real dad, my mom just doesn’t know who the real one is now. Gay
[By: The grinch]
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...I’m the only black guy in my class. Everyone else is white. Everyone thinks I’m on the basketball team. I’m not, I’m on the chess team. Gay.
[by: niggalicious]
My sisters are all doctors…except for me. I failed college like 3 times. Gay.
[by: Anonymous]
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...
We all know how it works, we’ve all done it. You party too much, or you’re just lazy, or you completely forget that you have a test in 4 hours and you have not studied at all. Your only option left is…… What? That only happens to me you say? Well, I wasn’t talking about cheating I was talking about not waking up to go to class at all! Take that, who’s feeling dumb now!?!? Now enjoy one more way of cheating, brought to you by coke! and no, not the kind you snort put it away!
(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...My family seems to like blaming everything on me. My dad blames me for my mom living him and now my brother is blaming me for his girlfriend (my best friend) leaving him. Gay
[By: Liz]
I was throwing a party at my apartment when suddenly my parents who like 2 hours away just show up. They were horrified not only at the party, but because they didn’t know I drank. To make it worst I was so drunk that night that I was running around in my underwear. They’re not talking to me anymore. Gay
[By: FREEE]
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 3) Loading ...My best friend won a decent amount of money with a lottery scratch ticket and thinks that I want his money. He doesn’t talk to me anymore. Gay
[By: Lui]
My friend and I got pulled over and just as the cop was about to let us off with a warning, he says “can I keep my weed?” He doesn’t know when not to joke around. We were strip searched in the middle of the road. Gay
[By: Superman]
(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 3) Loading ...