My girlfriend wants me to get my nipples pierced. She said she would break up with me if I didn’t. Gay
[By: wtfbitch]
One of the guys I played football with tapped my ass after I had a good catch which is not uncommon. Then he stopped and said “you have a nice firm ass.” Gay
[By: Jonny]



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I don’t know about you, but when I saw this guy I was like wow sweet!!!!!!!! then I saw the front…… and I had nightmares….. and I haven’t gone to sleep yet. Anyway I guess this is some body builder dude who tattooed himself like a dragon, or at least I think it’s a dragon, might be an alien drag queen of some sort. Mental picture!! So if you want to make your friends horny throw up in their mouths a bit then click on read more and you’ll see more images. Be warned, you’ll most likely want to burn your eyes with acid afterward, unless you’re into this sort of stuff, then it’s cool.
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I got an eviction notice for my apartment. I turned in the rent check a week before it was due. They somehow lost it. Gay
[BY: Andy D]
I was rushing to see a guy and give him a letter which told him all about how I had a crush on him and couldn’t keep it in any longer. I gave him the letter and ran because I was embarrassed. Then I noticed my finger was bleeding a lot. I had a paper cut and am sure it bled all over the letter. Gay
[By: sweet chick]



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2 votes, average:
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I caught my brother sticking his thing into some sort of pie that my mom had made. He made me promise not to tell anyone but now I got something to use against him. Gay
[By: twain]
I saw this kid on the street trying to lick a frozen pole. I was going to tell him not to, but I just let nature take its course. I took a picture of him getting his tongue stuck on the pole. Gay
[By: pole licker]



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2 votes, average:
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We were celebrating easter at the park and my son was playing with some kids. They had water guns and one of them sprayed me in the eye. My husband yelled out “OOOHH Facial!!” and all the other parents just stared at us. Gay
[By: sally]
MY parents went on a hiking trip for Easter. They forgot me at home and just told me to have fun because they didn’t want to drive back 2 hours to pick me up. I don’t even have a car yet and just had to stay home alone. Gay
[By: Rowan]



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2 votes, average:
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My car got egged the other day. I’ve heard rumors that it was because everyone failed our last math test except for me. I got a 97 and the next highest grade was a 74. The curve was 3 points and everyone hate me. Gay
[By: 2smart]
I got suspended for three weeks for going into the girls locker room by accident. I told the principal it was an accident, and that while I was there anyway what harm would it do to take a couple of pics with my phone? He added another week when I said that even though I was joking. Gay
[By: tits]



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2 votes, average:
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Unlike our website where “gay” is used as a general term for things that suck or we dislike, if you really want to find out if you’re the “homosexual” type of gay then go here.
It has some interesting images that might hint at what your true sexuality is. It also has a link for a “gay” test which, if you really believe in online tests/quizzes (because I consider those as my bible), will tell you if you truly are gay or not. So come out the closet and enjoy your life as you never have before!!!
P.S. Happy Easter!



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2 votes, average:
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My friend was trying to feed my snake and somehow scared it. I was trying to put it back in its cage and it bit me. Gay
[By: razor1]
My room mates parents came to visit our apartment out of nowhere. We had some beer cans and bottles left over from a party we had. They saw it and he told them they were mine. They told my parents and now they’re coming next week. Gay
[By: Justintime]



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2 votes, average:
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