My Life Is Homo » Quiz: Is your life gay?

When was the last time you got laid?

My virginity is sacred. It will only be sacrificed for the sake of God.
I'm thrusting as I type.
In the past year.
In the past week.
I'll be laying down when I sleep tonight.

When something bad happens to you, you ....

Go out with friends and brush it off.
Eat as much ice cream as possible while crying over the newest chick flick.
Start punching walls.
Blame everyone else for your misfortunes.
Start punching your loved ones.

On the weekends you....

The weekend is just a 48 hour party.
I do homework and only leave my desk to go to the bathroom and eat.
Stay at home to take care of your siblings. When you want to go out at night, your parents won't let you because it's too late.
Spend all day shopping for winter jackets with your significant other.
Do whatever, whenever.

The last relationship you had ended because...

Infidelity.
You contracted a veneral disease.
What relationship?
I'm always single and ready to mingle.
I'm in a relationship right now.

In general, when you get to work you...

You're a little ball of energy and can't wait to complete your next task because life is amazing.
You don't work.
Your boss yells at you for being 4 hours late.
You hate your job.
You have a crush on someone there which is the only reason you're still there.
The only reason you drag yourself out of bed and go to work is because they have free coffee there.

In school you...

Other. You're a rebel. You don't want a label.
You slept with more than half the members of the opposite sex.
You spent more time at the library/on campus than at home.
Skipped school so much that people asked each other who you were at graduation.
You were average. You found the balance between fun and learning.

Whenever your parents are around you...

Shower them with attention and suggest you go to a family dinner and a theater performance.
Make them buy you stuff.
Act as you do.
Hide.
You hate your parents.

When you have nothing to do you...

Spend time on social networking sites.
Go play sports.
Go online shopping.
Have a porn marathon.
Other.

When you're at a party you...

Are the life of the party.
You mean at my desk? With my calculator and textbook, it's a party!
You leave and spend time with your significant other.
Tend to pass out and find out there's a video of you on a porn site a few weeks later.
You supply the party's drugs.

20 years from now you will be...

A sparkling vampire. Your last name will be Cullen.
Still in school getting your bachelor's because you spend the first 18 years of it partying.
Doing your hot wife.
At a boring job with a boring life. At least you have a great 401K.
Blowing your significant other's cash.

Complete the sentence: "When it rains..."

You need to go to the nearest store and buy an umbrella.
It pours.
Nothing will ever block my sun. There's beauty in everything.
You wear red, try not to step under a ladder, kill all black cats and wear garlic necklace.
Nothing. You stay home.

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Quiz: Is your life gay?

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