My Life Is Homo

I gotta poop.

admin — Tue, 11 May 2010 03:00:59 +0000

I went on vacation with my whole family. I hate going with them because they’re so oblivious to everything. My brother said he had to poop five times on the way there and my dad kept telling him to hold it. He pooped his pants in the car. Gay
[By: Stained]

I was born thick boned. Everyone in my family is skinny except for me. My mom said that it was just because I needed to get into my growth spurt. I finally found out I’m adopted. Gay
[By: fatso]

Doing it from behind.

admin — Mon, 10 May 2010 16:52:07 +0000

My girl and I were doing it doggy style, when all of a sudden I hear the door open. Her dog basically jumped on me and bite while in an attempt to “protect” her? I had to get stitches on my butt. Gay
[By: Zero G]

I was walking to my car when I saw a homeless guy on the street. I still had half of my subway sandwich so I went over to give it to him. He threw it back at me and said he wanted money not food. Gay
[By: Numero 1]

Holy crap, wtf was I high when I watched this?

admin — Sun, 09 May 2010 07:38:44 +0000

This is a random compilation of some weird ass videos. I gotta tell you, some made me horny, some creeped me out, some made me laugh and some made me cry. Or maybe I was just horny in the first place and the videos enhanced that feeling and now I just want to have an orgy, but either way, those were freaking weird and I don’t even know who I am anymore…..

The price of a hot dog.

admin — Sat, 08 May 2010 00:10:32 +0000

One day at work during lunch, the company was having a sponsored event where they had free hot dogs. I’m a vegan, so I went to get a vegetarian hot dog, it was delicious. Then I realized I was at the wrong booth and got a regular hot dog. I just ate a poor animal. Gay
[By: Linda]

My coworker says I never do anything and is always complaining about how much work he has. He’s always sucking up to my boss and what I hate the most is that he’s friendly with everyone and everyone likes him. he even got a raise because everyone thinks he works so hard, yet I work just as hard and I get nothing. Gay
[By: Jedi Knight]

I like big butts, wait, girl butts!

admin — Fri, 07 May 2010 06:50:44 +0000

My family and I were at the beach and I was just sitting down when I saw this hot girl who was all of a sudden standing in front of me. Well, my dad turns to look at me and as soon as that happens the girl moves and he thinks I was staring at the butt of the guy who was behind her. He’s been telling me its ok to come out even though I’m not in the closet. Gay
[By: ninja]

I kissed a girl and I liked it. My boyfriend didn’t like it very much though, he dumped me a few days later. Gay
[By: jenna]

I want to give you a golden shower.

admin — Thu, 06 May 2010 09:15:54 +0000

My uncle was lifting my baby brother up while he was naked. Yup, he peed all over his face. Gay
[By: peeestain]

My brother called me and asked if I could come outside the house and help him with the yard. Apparently neither of us took our keys out and we got locked out of the house. Gay
[By: Shawn]

My girl likes it clean shaven.

admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 22:15:51 +0000

For some reason my girlfriend adores those hairless cats. She goes so far as to make me shave our cat. Gay
[By: bald kitty]

I took my girlfriend out to my cousins wedding. When they were doing the flower throwing thing, she caught them. Everyone looked at me and my dad even said “so when you gonna set your date?” I’ve only known the girl for 3 months. Gay
[By: not ready]

10 Year Old Makes More Than You

admin — Wed, 05 May 2010 05:34:08 +0000

If you don’t want to watch the video, this girl Cecilia Cassini is a fashion designer. She’s 21 10 and makes more money than you.

According to TheEpochTimes, “The majority of the young designer’s dresses are available for purchase for under a hundred dollars.” This means that her dresses are sold for $99.99. Ridiculous.