1. How do I submit a story?
Click on share a story, it’s confidential and gay.

2. I’m offended by one of the submissions. What next?
Don’t contact me. Duke it out in the comments section.

3. My submission was never posted. Why?
There are many reasons to why your story might not have been posted. It might be that your e-mail resembles a spam-bot address (i.e. sexmefor5dollarsanhour@domain.com , FREE_VACATION_FOR_TWO@domain.com, Thailand_ladyboy4u@domain.com ) and went directly to my spam box. Your story might not be post-worthy. Although it’s hard to submit a post-unworthy story, they exist. I ask that stories that are blatant criminal acts not be submitted. I also ask that stories with horrible grammar not be submitted. “Mhai X-HHUZBINDZ DASH HUNd TynkuhbeLL mayT3D wift tt4lur lawtener nn maiydez dah hawt-tests hulfmun wulf bbs nD DAT whuz da mhost ghaiest ding evUR!!1!” If your story looks like the example, you should not breed. Most likely, it’s because I got multiple submissions that day. Don’t worry—your story might or might not show up in the future.

4. Can I contact you?
If contact is necessary, I can be reached at: webmaster@fmeplease.com

5. What’s the concept?
The concept of mylifeishomo.com is simple: I post anything that you think is gay (not necessarily homosexual). This includes humorous stories, pictures, videos and other media. It is not my intention to offend or degrade individuals of any gender and orientation. My only goal is to shed light on what’s considered gay nowadays, which is everything. Read more on the concepts page.