One day at work during lunch, the company was having a sponsored event where they had free hot dogs. I’m a vegan, so I went to get a vegetarian hot dog, it was delicious. Then I realized I was at the wrong booth and got a regular hot dog. I just ate a poor animal. Gay
[By: Linda]

My coworker says I never do anything and is always complaining about how much work he has. He’s always sucking up to my boss and what I hate the most is that he’s friendly with everyone and everyone likes him. he even got a raise because everyone thinks he works so hard, yet I work just as hard and I get nothing. Gay
[By: Jedi Knight]

Today I got in trouble with my boss because I was joking around with some co-workers saying that I would penis my boss. Gay
[By: Freespeech]

I accidentally stepped on my biology teachers pet lizard. She started crying and had to take a leave of absence from school. Now everyone calls me the lizard killer. Gay
[By: Nom nom]

Every time my mother and I get into a fight she cries and tells me how worthless I am and how I never help. One time she even called my boss and asked him to fire me. I’ve been paying for her house for the past 2 years. Gay
[By: Chulo]

I make a living as a pizza delivery guy. My girlfriend is ashamed to introduce me to her parents. Gay
[By: I Have a heart 2]

My teacher kept bugging me about not wearing safety glasses during experiments. During one of the experiments something went wrong and my capacitor exploded in my face. I didn’t get hurt, but my teacher failed me. Gay
[By: Juan]

For some reason whenever I bring snacks to work I seem to eat them all up really fast. Then I realized my cube mate was stealing them. Gay
[By: 3cubed]

I walked into my classroom after class one day and caught my professor sitting down on his chair with tissues and a bottle of lotion on his desk. I couldn’t see what he was doing, but I’m pretty sure he was masturbating to our yearbook pictures. Gay
[By: Blue Rose]

I got drunk at a work related function and apparently got on top of the table and started stripping. Why no one stopped me, I don’t know. Gay
[By: SLX]

My cube mate is always making calls to different non-work related places all the time. The one time I had to call my girlfriend for something, he told my boss and my boss had to have a “chat” with me about not using the company’s phone for personal use. Gay
[By: hoe bag]

I put in my 2 weeks at work because I hate the place. The last day I was there, they said I wouldn’t get paid for the past 2 weeks because I never put in a two week notice. Gay
[By: Ja blowme]

My prom is this Saturday. First, I get five pimples the size of mini volcanoes on my nose. Then, I sprain my ankle so now I have to wear a cast. Finally, I started my period today. I guess it could be worse but it’s pretty gay. Gay.
[by: asdfasdf]

My school is letting me bring my boyfriend to prom. Im a guy. Gay!
[by: diddy]

I was late for a really important meeting. Next thing I know I’m waking up in a hospital bed. Apparently I tried crossing the street and got ran over. Gay
[By: illusionist]

One of my professors always has us turn in homework the day of the test. He doesn’t even look at how we tried to do the problems in either case, and just looks at the answers. I know people who get better grades than I do just by copying the solutions manual and I actually study and do the hw. Gay
[By: h8te cheaters]