This is a random compilation of some weird ass videos. I gotta tell you, some made me horny, some creeped me out, some made me laugh and some made me cry. Or maybe I was just horny in the first place and the videos enhanced that feeling and now I just want to have an orgy, but either way, those were freaking weird and I don’t even know who I am anymore…..

If you don’t want to watch the video, this girl Cecilia Cassini is a fashion designer. She’s 21 10 and makes more money than you.

According to TheEpochTimes, “The majority of the young designer’s dresses are available for purchase for under a hundred dollars.” This means that her dresses are sold for $99.99. Ridiculous.

According to OddityCentral, fetus 3 year old Aelita Andre plays with paints paints glorious paintings that show mad skillz. Her paintings are sold up to $26,000. You see, I was fine with her painting until I read that because I’ve been trying to sell artistic pictures of the water stains on my bathroom mirror for YEARS.

I’m the only black guy in my class. Everyone else is white. Everyone thinks I’m on the basketball team. I’m not, I’m on the chess team. Gay.
[by: niggalicious]

My sisters are all doctors…except for me. I failed college like 3 times. Gay.
[by: Anonymous]

We all know how it works, we’ve all done it. You party too much, or you’re just lazy, or you completely forget that you have a test in 4 hours and you have not studied at all. Your only option left is…… What? That only happens to me you say? Well, I wasn’t talking about cheating I was talking about not waking up to go to class at all! Take that, who’s feeling dumb now!?!? Now enjoy one more way of cheating, brought to you by coke! and no, not the kind you snort put it away!

This is the biggest news of the year. Obama is a robot!! The next terminator!!!!! He will be invading the your homes, sitting in your kids toy drawer and then attack once you fall asleep! Or maybe that was some other movie… toy… wars…. mini soldiers…. toy story?

Anyway, this action packed Obama doll is sure to scare your friends away or at least make them think you’re creepy. Not that they already don’t, because they all saw you at that geeky anime convention last year, yea we know you dressed as pikachu!

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This is a video teaching everyone one of the most important and basic aspects of sex. Have tons of it and with different partners. That being said, this master piece should be shown at public schools during those sex ed classes. I mean heck, if you make kids think that using condoms will get them laid, they’ll use them all the time! Trust me kids, whenever I use condoms chicks just jump on it, when I don’t well they still do.

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I for one am a big supporter of special man. Along with SilverBat riding his magical unicorn, spader man and robert cop, this is the most formidable super hero team since the globetrotters. The coolest one was the one with the afro who could pull out anything out of his hair. Now that’s a useful power because you would be the only one who knows where your secret stash is hidden. Of course, by secret stash I mean porn… ewww why are your hands sticky?? wait… your hair is sticky too… DON’T JUDGE ME!

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