My uncle was lifting my baby brother up while he was naked. Yup, he peed all over his face. Gay
[By: peeestain]

My brother called me and asked if I could come outside the house and help him with the yard. Apparently neither of us took our keys out and we got locked out of the house. Gay
[By: Shawn]

Today I parked 10 minutes away from campus because I couldn’t find any parking. I get to class, then realize I forgot my backpack in my car. Gay
[By: Frida]

I went to my medicine cabinet to get a bandaid to cover a paper cut I just got. While I was pulling out a bandaid, I got another paper cut. Gay
[By: James]

I got summoned for jury duty and so did my neighbor. He didn’t show up on the mandated day, now he’s in jail. gay
[By: possum]

I traveled to dallas a few weeks ago. On the flight there I had to listen to a baby cry for 4 hours. Then the baby puked all over the dad. Gay
[By: no2babies]

I have a friend who told recently got dumped by his girlfriend of 8 years. He told me they had been doing great and she showed no signs of feeling otherwise. On their 8 year anniversary, he had saved enough money for a really expensive ring and had planned to propose after dinner. She dumped him during dinner for no apparent reason and left him with the bill. Gay!
[by: bestman]

Due to the horrible economy, I temporarily moved in with my grandma. After I came home from work one day, I discovered that she had sewn all of flys in my boxers together. Why? So I wouldn’t go “poke girls unnecessarily”. Gay.
[by: boxer BOY]

I was really mad one day and someone had parked right next to me really close so that it was really hard for me to back up and leave. I wrote a note that read “Nice Parking ASSHOLE” and left it on their windshield. When I finally backed up, the car owners were glaring at me. It was my parents-in-law and their new car. Gay.
[by: niceparkingasshole]

My neighbors are homosexual. I hear them through my wall at night. The dominant one is into spanking. Gay.
[by: Anonymous]

When I’m lazy, I buy already cooked foods from the supermarket and tell my husband and kids that I made them. I happen to be lazy all the time and they think I’m a wonderful cook.
[by: housewife]

My boyfriend really pissed me off one day so I put ex-lax in his dinner. It worked.
[by: Anonymous]

I caught my brother sticking his thing into some sort of pie that my mom had made. He made me promise not to tell anyone but now I got something to use against him. Gay
[By: twain]

I saw this kid on the street trying to lick a frozen pole. I was going to tell him not to, but I just let nature take its course. I took a picture of him getting his tongue stuck on the pole. Gay
[By: pole licker]

One of my friends wanted try and ride my bike, so I let him. He got on it and wasn’t tall enough to put his feet on the ground when he stopped. He tipped over and dented my brand new bike. Gay
[By: Steven!]

I was really thirsty so I started gulping down my bottle of water. Then this hot girl I like walked by and said hi, I was so surprised that I tried to say hi and spilled the water all over my chin and chest. She just laughed and kept walking. Gay
[By: H20]