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May 7, 2010

I like big butts, wait, girl butts!

My family and I were at the beach and I was just sitting down when I saw this hot girl who was all of a sudden standing in front of me. Well, my dad turns to look at me and as soon as that happens the girl moves and he thinks I was staring at the butt of the guy who was behind her. He’s been telling me its ok to come out even though I’m not in the closet. Gay
[By: ninja]

I kissed a girl and I liked it. My boyfriend didn’t like it very much though, he dumped me a few days later. Gay
[By: jenna]

April 30, 2010

Gay?

When my roommate’s not around, I paint my toenails. I’m a guy. Gay.
[by: sugarfairy]

I went through my dad’s iphone and found an app where gay guys get to hook up…and then I saw that he had submitted a picture with him wearing underwear. My underwear. Gay.
[by: niels]

April 30, 2010

That’s not a knife…

I was cutting up some cardboard with a friend and my blade was not cutting very well. I asked him if I could borrow his knife. He opened his backback, and he he pulled the knife out, I saw the head of a dildo. Gay
[By: Wowow]

I went to a concert with my best friend, and we both drank a little before we got there. She kissed me, and now my boyfriend wants a threesome. Gay
[By: not a lesbo]

April 21, 2010

You know how I know you’re gay?

My boyfriend of 4 years all of a sudden figured out that he’s not into women, and that he likes men in drag. Gay
[By: crushed]

I have to put a suppository in my ass every day because of a medical condition. Every time I do I imagine what it would be like for another guy to do me. Gay
[By: am i?]

April 17, 2010

Girls will be girls… except when they’re boys.

I went to visit my friend and his door was open so I just let myself in. I walked in on my him trying on womens’ underwear. Gay
[By: yeaaaah]

We were playing beer pong against these two girls and bet them that if we won they would have to kiss. They said my friend and I would have to kiss if we lost. They 4 cups left and we had 1. We lost. Gay
[By: 818]

April 13, 2010

I like my water, with purple.

I was at the store getting some milk, when I saw this kid complaining to his parents that his candy was green and that he wanted a rainbow colored one. gay
[By: early start]

I saw my math teacher kissing a guy on the lips one weekend at the mall. Nothing against it, its just weird knowing he was naked in the guys locker at the gym. Gay
[By: towel it up]

April 7, 2010

Are nipple piercings sexy?

My girlfriend wants me to get my nipples pierced. She said she would break up with me if I didn’t. Gay
[By: wtfbitch]

One of the guys I played football with tapped my ass after I had a good catch which is not uncommon. Then he stopped and said “you have a nice firm ass.” Gay
[By: Jonny]

March 31, 2010

Living la vida loca!

I made my friend throw away all of his Ricky Martin CD’s now that’s he’s out the closet because all my other friends made fun of him and asked when he would come out. He hid the ones he liked the most under his porn stash. Gay
[By: RM4L]

I asked this girl to go out with me be she denied, saying that guys who wear pink shirts aren’t manly. Gay
[By:Tetracicline]

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