My best friend won a decent amount of money with a lottery scratch ticket and thinks that I want his money. He doesn’t talk to me anymore. Gay
[By: Lui]

My friend and I got pulled over and just as the cop was about to let us off with a warning, he says “can I keep my weed?” He doesn’t know when not to joke around. We were strip searched in the middle of the road. Gay
[By: Superman]

I was helping my friend move when somehow he dropped the tv that I was helping him carry. Now he’s saying I broke the tv and trying to make me pay for it. Gay
[By: Spiderman]

I was hanging out with my friend and we were just hanging around his car. I got a phone call so I picked up my phone and my friend got into his car and started backing it out the driveway. He ran over my foot. Gay
[By: footie]

My best friend decided to date this guy that I’ve always hated. I warned her, but she didn’t listen and he toyed with her emotions and dumped her for a younger girl. Gay
[By: Hello Kitty]

One night after work I ended up being the third wheel when my friend decided to invite her newly found boyfriend to our weekly get together. They were making out the whole time and he even asked me to join. I’ve never been so disgusted in my life. Gay
[By: Shirley]

My friends call me ugly Betty because I wear glasses and love to watch the show. Maybe because I’m not that great looking either, but my dad says I’m pretty. Gay
[By: pretty girl]

I passed out at a party and woke up to my best friend sticking his balls in my mouth. I’m sure there’s even a picture of it somewhere. Gay
[By: T bags are gay]

My best friend’s mom is smoking hot, and I often get boners when I see her walking around with just a towel. She once caught me staring at her with a boner and just laughed, then my friend punched me. Gay
[By: Tom]

I went over my friends house to hang out. I’m usually good with dogs, so when I saw his I started playing with it. This dog was massive and it pinned me down, then peed on me. Gay
[By: DOGS SUCK]

My best friend went to the beach over the weekend and he did not even invite me. He said I would cock block him too much. He has a girlfriend. Gay
[By: JJ]

I took a friend out to a club because we were both bored. She wanted to dance so I danced with her and halfway through the song she kissed me. It was the hardest thing in the world telling her that I didn’t have any feelings for her and that instead I had a crush on her sister. She slapped me and ran out crying. Gay
[By: <3breaker]

My friend was trying to feed my snake and somehow scared it. I was trying to put it back in its cage and it bit me. Gay
[By: razor1]

My room mates parents came to visit our apartment out of nowhere. We had some beer cans and bottles left over from a party we had. They saw it and he told them they were mine. They told my parents and now they’re coming next week. Gay
[By: Justintime]

Today I got the picture of boobs and a letter from a girl I know confessing her love for me and asking me to meet her somewhere. I showed up and it was just my friend who was playing an April fools joke. Gay
[By: April fools suck]

My friend and I went to an amusement park, and on one of the rides he threw up on me. Then he wouldn’t stay near me because he said he was embarrassed that I was covered in puke. His puke. Gay
[By: Milhouse]