I went on vacation with my whole family. I hate going with them because they’re so oblivious to everything. My brother said he had to poop five times on the way there and my dad kept telling him to hold it. He pooped his pants in the car. Gay
[By: Stained]
I was born thick boned. Everyone in my family is skinny except for me. My mom said that it was just because I needed to get into my growth spurt. I finally found out I’m adopted. Gay
[By: fatso]
My family seems to like blaming everything on me. My dad blames me for my mom living him and now my brother is blaming me for his girlfriend (my best friend) leaving him. Gay
[By: Liz]
I was throwing a party at my apartment when suddenly my parents who like 2 hours away just show up. They were horrified not only at the party, but because they didn’t know I drank. To make it worst I was so drunk that night that I was running around in my underwear. They’re not talking to me anymore. Gay
[By: FREEE]
I was introducing my parents to my girlfriend. I was really worried about what she would think because my parents are really strict. Well apparently my dad was drunk and was farting all night. I had to rush my gf out of the house. Gay
[By: Beano!]
On my way to college with my parents, I was feeling kinda sad for them because I knew they would miss me and my mom would cry. As they drop me off, they say “now we can have all the sex we want.” Gay
[By: ewww]
Every morning I wake up with my junk hard as a rock. My mom caught me twice and has asked me to get some “help” because she thinks it’s not normal. Gay
[By: richard]
I took the girl I was dating to meet my family one night. Apparently she was very fond of my brother because now she’s dating him and my parents love her. Gay
[By: isshin]
My mom told me that Constance girl who was denied entrance to her prom for bringing a lesbian date is scum. I had been planning on telling her I’m a lesbian for the past couple months. Gay…
[by: Anonymous]
Yesterday, my father told me that he will stand behind me 100% if I’m gay. I’m not gay, but apparently my entire family thinks I am. I just haven’t had a girlfriend in 8 years. Gay.
[by: Brickley Toadhouse]
Every time my family and I go out anywhere, I try to distance myself as far away from them as possible. My dad is a jerk who complains about everything and my mom is always yelling at him. Gay
[By: Staind]
My mom thought it would be funny to tell me that she couldn’t get the stains out of the bed sheets I wet over night. I didn’t wet any bed sheets but the girl doesn’t believe me. Gay
[By: No pee]
We were celebrating easter at the park and my son was playing with some kids. They had water guns and one of them sprayed me in the eye. My husband yelled out “OOOHH Facial!!” and all the other parents just stared at us. Gay
[By: sally]
MY parents went on a hiking trip for Easter. They forgot me at home and just told me to have fun because they didn’t want to drive back 2 hours to pick me up. I don’t even have a car yet and just had to stay home alone. Gay
[By: Rowan]
