I went on vacation with my whole family. I hate going with them because they’re so oblivious to everything. My brother said he had to poop five times on the way there and my dad kept telling him to hold it. He pooped his pants in the car. Gay
[By: Stained]

I was born thick boned. Everyone in my family is skinny except for me. My mom said that it was just because I needed to get into my growth spurt. I finally found out I’m adopted. Gay
[By: fatso]