My girl and I were doing it doggy style, when all of a sudden I hear the door open. Her dog basically jumped on me and bite while in an attempt to “protect” her? I had to get stitches on my butt. Gay
[By: Zero G]

I was walking to my car when I saw a homeless guy on the street. I still had half of my subway sandwich so I went over to give it to him. He threw it back at me and said he wanted money not food. Gay
[By: Numero 1]