I went on vacation with my whole family. I hate going with them because they’re so oblivious to everything. My brother said he had to poop five times on the way there and my dad kept telling him to hold it. He pooped his pants in the car. Gay
[By: Stained]
I was born thick boned. Everyone in my family is skinny except for me. My mom said that it was just because I needed to get into my growth spurt. I finally found out I’m adopted. Gay
[By: fatso]
My girl and I were doing it doggy style, when all of a sudden I hear the door open. Her dog basically jumped on me and bite while in an attempt to “protect” her? I had to get stitches on my butt. Gay
[By: Zero G]
I was walking to my car when I saw a homeless guy on the street. I still had half of my subway sandwich so I went over to give it to him. He threw it back at me and said he wanted money not food. Gay
[By: Numero 1]
This is a random compilation of some weird ass videos. I gotta tell you, some made me horny, some creeped me out, some made me laugh and some made me cry. Or maybe I was just horny in the first place and the videos enhanced that feeling and now I just want to have an orgy, but either way, those were freaking weird and I don’t even know who I am anymore…..
One day at work during lunch, the company was having a sponsored event where they had free hot dogs. I’m a vegan, so I went to get a vegetarian hot dog, it was delicious. Then I realized I was at the wrong booth and got a regular hot dog. I just ate a poor animal. Gay
[By: Linda]
My coworker says I never do anything and is always complaining about how much work he has. He’s always sucking up to my boss and what I hate the most is that he’s friendly with everyone and everyone likes him. he even got a raise because everyone thinks he works so hard, yet I work just as hard and I get nothing. Gay
[By: Jedi Knight]
My family and I were at the beach and I was just sitting down when I saw this hot girl who was all of a sudden standing in front of me. Well, my dad turns to look at me and as soon as that happens the girl moves and he thinks I was staring at the butt of the guy who was behind her. He’s been telling me its ok to come out even though I’m not in the closet. Gay
[By: ninja]
I kissed a girl and I liked it. My boyfriend didn’t like it very much though, he dumped me a few days later. Gay
[By: jenna]
For some reason my girlfriend adores those hairless cats. She goes so far as to make me shave our cat. Gay
[By: bald kitty]
I took my girlfriend out to my cousins wedding. When they were doing the flower throwing thing, she caught them. Everyone looked at me and my dad even said “so when you gonna set your date?” I’ve only known the girl for 3 months. Gay
[By: not ready]
If you don’t want to watch the video, this girl Cecilia Cassini is a fashion designer. She’s 21 10 and makes more money than you.
According to TheEpochTimes, “The majority of the young designer’s dresses are available for purchase for under a hundred dollars.” This means that her dresses are sold for $99.99. Ridiculous.
