My friend bet me to drink 5 glasses of milk back to back for 30 bucks. I was short on money so I took the bet thinking nothing would happen. WRONG, I threw up all over the place. Gay
[By: milky]

I bought a new cologne from the store, and without thinking I just took it out of the box and put it on. They gave me the wrong thing, I got girls perfume instead that looked pretty similar to the cologne I wanted. I ended up smelling like a girl all day. Gay
[By: Jimbo]