This is the REAL LIFE pokemon, which I found at funnyjunk. You don’t even wanna know what happens downtown. In the hardcore streets of LA, I saw a blastoise getting shot to death, and then the homeless were being fed turtle soup. Out of its shell!!! It tasted delicious by the way. On another note, if you use sleep powder AND rare candy, then you can have a reaaaal fun night.

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