My guy expects me to work to pay the bills, stay in shape, do all the housework, look good nice 24/7, take care of his dog (which I love more than him) and cook. I’ve been wanting to dump his ass for the longest time, but I don’t want to become separated from his dog. Gay.
[by: Anonymous]
Two weeks after giving birth, my husband tells me I’m getting a little flabby. Gay.
[by: ANGRY WIFE]
This is a site that shows you all types of “out of the box” advertisement ideas. Some of these were pretty funny/cool and I’ve added the ones I like the most, but if you want to see them all you should check out the website here.
In any case, I’m going to go and try to trim this guy’s nose hair. I need a really long ladder and some garden scissors. Oh yeah and I ran into that one nike billboard while running to mexico to watch a donkey show. Good times.
I made my friend throw away all of his Ricky Martin CD’s now that’s he’s out the closet because all my other friends made fun of him and asked when he would come out. He hid the ones he liked the most under his porn stash. Gay
[By: RM4L]
I asked this girl to go out with me be she denied, saying that guys who wear pink shirts aren’t manly. Gay
[By:Tetracicline]
Today I got into a fight with my boyfriend. I was so mad that I got out of the car in the middle of the street and walked home. He never even came back to try and pick me up. Gay
[By: MaryJ]
I was at my birthday party and it was going great till my girlfriend threw up on the shirt she gave me as a gift. In the morning she got mad because I didn’t take better care of it. Gay
[By: Pukes]
The fire had pretty much died in my two year old relationship with my girlfriend. I tried to spice it up by surprising her when she got home from work with a vacation to Hawaii that weekend. She blew me off because she has an appointment with her hairstylist. Gay.
[by: Anonymous]
My roommate and his boyfriend had sex on my bed. Gay.
[by: antigaysex]
VULVA ORIGINAL (NSFW) is a vaginal scent that comes in a tiny vial. “It is the feminine, erotic, intimate scent for your own smelling pleasure.” Additionally, it’s supposed to be sensuous and has organic contents. Oh and it’s also “slightly yellow.” If you visit the site, you can watch a video of a man smelly a woman’s vagina while she works out and a multitude of pictures of naked Euro girls.
Now I don’t know about you, but at ~$33 I think it’s a deal. I’ve already ordered a case of these.
Today I got fired from my work because I accidentally called my friend a douche. Apparently some stuck up rich lady heard and thought it was extremely inappropriate. I work at a bar and everyone around there curses. Gay
[By: john]
I got a letter from school saying that I had missed 3 weeks of school and had no excuse. My parents were furious and they grounded me for 3 months and took away my phone, car and credit cards. I told them I didn’t miss anything but they didn’t believe me. A week later, they got an apology letter. It was from the school saying that the previous letter had been sent to the wrong place. Gay
[By: Hallokitty]
My gay friends are so gay that I don’t even like hanging out with them. They act so girly and ditsy that whenever I see them in public I run to the nearest bathroom and hide. Gay
[By: rainbowguy]
One of my really close friends just came out of the closet. He confessed that he always had a crush on me. I was naked in the shower with that guy during gym class!!! GAY!
[By: superman]
